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Are you a replicant, or simply a dusty human with a parched throat in need of a Sonic Tune-Up? Come and be examined by a real Blade Runner with the Voight-Kampff machine. We’ll either certify you as 100% human or we’ll disassemble you for parts. Either way, we’ll offer you Tea and Sonic Tune-Ups. Just relax and let the vibrations soothe your body and soul. From 1 to 4PM we’ll serve refreshing Iced Tea. From 4 to 5PM our Tea Master will offer you top of the line single-estate first-flush Darjeeling tea fit for Maharaja. The tea is served in real china with a cat in your lap. Why? Because that’s how Jesus wants you to drink it, OK? (bring your own cat). And then, from 8PM and into the night we’ll be offering a variety of boozy teas for you and Motor Oil Martinis for your dusty Robot.