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Is your robot depressed? Misunderstood? Underperforming? Come talk to the Robot Shrink. We don’t believe in Prozac, we believe in TEA and BOOZE as universal remedies to cure all ills. Stop by between 1 and 4PM for a refreshing Iced Tea. Today from 4 to 5PM we’ll roll out the good stuff. Our Tea Master will prepare for you a superb Japanese Matcha whisked into perfection right in front of you and served in an antique bowl. And then, from 8PM and into the night we’ll be offering such signature drinks as Blade Runner, RoboSchmuk, Not my Presidenté, The Un-Matrix, Бэрнинг Мэн Спешал and Death Star for you and Motor Oil Martinis for your dusty Robot.